"Got a secret, can you keep it?" two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Ugh, REALLY?

Mona? Really?

First, let me say I am so mad at the PLL team right now. Marlene King and crew lied about EVERYTHING. Claiming A would be different than the books, but not that just. EVERYTHING they said about the finale was a BLATANT lie.

-“One of the PLL boys will be revealed to be a REALLY REALLY REALLY big liar!” -uh, who? The only “liar” was Toby and his lie was minor and actually made NO SENSE wtf was all that even about?

-That “Toby will tell Spencer something bad” or whatever… That never even happened. Like, at all.

-“One of the PLL will have a close connection to A and try to pin A on someone else, leaving the other girls to wonder who’s side she’s on”. Yeah not even close.

-That we’d get answers on the Jason Thing? Nope.

God there was like 5 other things I can’t even think of them right now. 

After I get over my disgust and disappointment that this overhyped shitty finale, that played out EXACTLY LIKE THE BOOK and was not shocking at all (except me being shocked that they actually were THIS lazy and uncreative)…. It’s pretty obvious there is an actually “A-team”, despite how much Marlene King is trying to swearrrrr “MONA IS A!!!!”- yeah, and so is _____ and ______ and ______. 

Since they followed the books this time, I assume it’ll be the twin twist from books 5-8. There was a blonde with a HUGE mask in the background at the dance… Probably ali/twin? 

I’m HOPING, at this point, that if the twin is the MAIN A (“i did everything you said” implies someone else was pulling the strings) than maybe each girl has an A that gets the dirt on them. That means FITZ would be Aria’s A…. Toby or Wren (I hope Wren tbh) is Spencers… and I think Maya was Emily’s.

Going back to Maya… My THEORY (though- i shouldn’t theorize too much about this mess of a show anymore) is that A “hired” her when she first moved in because she had access to all Ali’s things and had a close connection with Emily right off the bat. I think eventually Maya developed real feelings for her and wanted to stop the A thing… Which is why she was begging Emily to run away with her… to protect them both from “A”. This is ultimately what I think got her killed. But knowing this show, she just OD’d in the bushes or something.

So many unanswered questions at this point.  Who was Jenna talking to in the park and what did she tell them to do to the girls at the dance? Bc I REFUSE to believe she is A and nothing happened to the girls there. 

Why isn’t Ezra in jail yet? Perv.

Who is the black swan? Looked like Melissa but not preggo? 

IDEK right now I should have wrote this last night when this was fresh in my mind. 

But whatever. I STILL think Ezra is part of the “A TEAM” and will pimp this theory until the series ends. I’m sure I’m wrong at this point because the writers/show runners/etc SUCK/show no creativity/ too scared to break up ezria and upset fangirls/ have no backbone/should hire me/etc

See you all whenever this crap comes back on air :)

Anonymous asked: came over from ontd. ahhhh i am so creeped out right now. i think it's possible that a is two men. bc a paid the creepy kid to say what he did. also, WHY is fitz a? any ideas? as in what are his motives to be such a lunatic. maybe that's just it - he's into this weird shit and pulling the strings of a real life story.

could be anything really. we know NOTHING of his backstory. A theory I like though is that he was related to/dating/has some connection to the girl Ali pushed down the steps at that frat party they crashed. They never said what happened to that girl, if she was paralyzed or something? 

Hey guys! I’m SO excited for next week’s big reveal… assuming they actually REVEAL A AS PROMISED. I think they will.

To preface, I’d like to say even if they don’t reveal Fitz as “A”, I’m holding on to this theory til the bitter end. We know there are at least 2 A’s (-A and —A) and, according to the psychic demon child, it’s both a MAN and WOMAN. Which kind of blows my fitz/wren theory.. and Melissa is being made so obvious now that it can’t be her… So IDK who the woman would be. Dark hair? Mona? Maya? Jenna? Thats about all…

But I don’t think its Maya because I’m convinced she’s dead. Her text tonight sounded just like A. How would “Maya” know she contacted her parents?

I was scared that Mona was A and they were going with the books, but thats too obvious. Now, we know Mona has hacking skills, so possibly she hacked Hanna’s phone and saw “A” texts… decided to send fake “A” texts to herself as a means to fit in and reconnect with Hanna. She feels especially lonely now that Noel dumped her, and Hanna wasn’t really there for her until now.

And Jenna has been an obvious choice from the start. If she turns out to be “A” I will be upset.

Anyways, back to Fitz. This is long. Have fun.

Literary References

We know Mr. Fitz Is an English teacher and loves books. Apparently, A feels the same way. Read the following for examples. I may have missed a few.

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In English class, the discussion was about “To Kill a Mockingbird”, in which Fitz got really heated and upset about Atticus’ hypocrisy in covering up the death of Bob Ewell. This could parallel with Ali’s death… someone far from innocent, and others being blamed for the murder (the girls, ian, etc.)

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Ezra’s short story:

“In a moment her life was undone. Everything she knew disappeared, drifiting off into the summer sun.”

Ali was killed in the summer… one might say that in a moment, HER life was undone.

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A Message:

“The Dedication: Do it right. I’ll be watching, just like Tom Sawyer.”

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On the grave of the old women Ashley Marin stole money from:

“To sleep, per chance to dream.”

This is a Shakespeare quote. Aria later mentions they have been studying Shakespeare in Fitz’ class.

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During the play rehearsal, Jenna tells Fitz that she is fascinated by the nature of evil and he later asks the question “was he born evil or did he learn it?” Well, did you, Ezra?

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During the storm at school, Emily received a text directing her to “Great Expectations”.

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 In one episode, they showed a huge billboard with eyeglasses… Looked pretty much exactly like the poster from “The Great Gatsby”. Mr. Fitz had just taught that book in class.

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A message:

“Life is but a dream.”

Another literary reference. He loves them.

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Lolita:

Ali apparently enjoyed dressing up and pretending to be Vivian Darkbloom, a reference from Lolita. What is that book about? AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR who falls in love and has sexual relations with an under aged girl. Sound familiar?

Also, please think back to when Ali came over to Spencer’s, fighting tears because of something one of Jason’s idiot friends did to her. Fitz and Jason have to be about the same age. Maybe they were friends and maybe he was infatuated with Ali. Maybe he molested or raped her? And maybe she loved Lolita so much because in the end, she got away from the pedophile.

 OTHER STUFF:

Spencer’s Laptop vanished from her school locker. As a teacher, Fitz had access to locker combinations. There were also numerous other A notes found in lockers, and I haven’t noticed them getting anything in their lockers since Fitz stopped teaching at Rosewood.

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When Noel threatened Fitz with outing him and Aria, he wrote  “-A” on the paper, and gave Fitz this look. Fitz looked like he was about to crap his pants. Maybe he suspected that Noel knew about him being “A” and was also threatening him with that knowledge.

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Also regarding Noel… “A” has NEVER done anything to actually help the girls (excluding pushing Ian off the belltower). Why would “A” suddenly want to protect Aria and Ezra’s relationship? “A” wouldn’t. Ezra, however, would. Convenient then that “A” would plant stuff in Noel’s locker, saving Fitz. Fitz had access not only to the locker combination, but also to the test answers found in his locker.

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At the dance, Fitz was working the coat check. He had an easy opportunity to watch Hanna to make sure she was dancing with Lucas, and also was right at the coat check to put the money she was ‘earning’ back into her purse.

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At the first dance, Fitz was also in attendance and could have written on the Tarot card. He left the dance early, and we know at that time, “A” was spray painting the population sign.

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After homecoming, when Toby went missing, “A” messages virtually came to a halt for a few episodes. This is the exact time Ezra was in NY for an “interview”. “A” messages resumes as soon as he came back into town.

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“She knew too much.”

Why would “A” run Hanna over with his car, when she knew nothing about A’s identity. The only thing she knew at that time was that Fitz was hooking up with Aria. That is ALL she knew too much about.

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The trophy with rat’s blood was found with all the play props. Fitz had easy access to that box. 

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Jenna offered to compose a song on flute for the play. The song she played was later found in the hotel room, which was set up to look like Jenna was staying there. If  Jenna had given Fitz a tape of her song, he could have easily set it up to play in the hotel.

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At the beginning of the series, A copy of Ali’s poster that was all over town blew over toward the girls with an “A” message on it. We saw Fitz ride by on his bike RIGHT before that. I mean literally, he was righhhhht there. He sent that message their way.

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Aria texted Fitz about his ~eyes~, and the old lady at the bracelet store commented on A’s eyes.

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We know Fitz was in Rosewood when Ali was killed. They made a point to show him in the Halloween episode.

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Why was Fitz at Ali’s funeral? He did not know her, and he did not know anyone that knew her (except Aria I guess, who he met like 2 days before and didn’t know she was Ali’s friend at the time). Who shows up to a random stranger’s funeral whom they have no connection to?

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Aria told Ezra that she was going to confess to her mom about her dad’s afraid. He said, “are you sure?” By the time she got home, the “A” letter telling her all about it was already in her mom’s hands. Ezra was the only one that KNEW she was going to tell her mom that night, and wanted to beat her to it. Also- they focused on his typewriter that episode and several other times since.

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Jackie referred to Ezra by his nickname of “Z”. The same episode, they got a message that said “Sometimes the easiest way from A to B is the long way around”… You mean, like, from A to Z? Hmmmm.

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Every season/half season finale has had one of the liars’ lives in jeopardy. Aria is the only one left now, which would make a Fitz is A reveal even more dramatic.

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During the Halloween episode, after the girls came back to the party after the whole Ali thing, they mention that everyone at the party got older, and that Noel’s older brother’s friends must have taken over the party. Fitz would fit in nicely with that crowd, dontcha think? Why even mention an older crowd if A isn’t an older person. (Points to Melissa, too)

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“It’s a bad idea to wake a sleepwalker”

I don’t know what that means, but it’s creepy.

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Fitz only wanted to come clean to Aria’s parents after Jackie threatened to do it. A doesn’t want anyone to get the upperhand on him, so he wanted to reveal it on his own terms. How many times has “A” attempted to out them, and yet they never got “caught”. Ever. Only when they wanted to. And if “A” really wanted to get them caught, they would be. Easily.

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Why was Aria eating dinner ALONE at a seemingly decent restaurant? And then Aria still made it home before him. When she called, he didn’t answer. Probably because he was at the lake house doing A duties.

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At homecoming, Spencer was at the fortune teller who said something about a couple being a “bad match”, and that there was violence or vengeance in him. IDK the exact quote. But at the time she assumed this was referring to Toby/Emily… Well, Toby’s innocent has more or less since been proven. This could have definitely been referring to Aria/Fitz. 

Well, thats all I’ve got for now. I dont think Fitz will be the A revealed next week, but i DO still think he’s A. Especially if they only reveal one person and it ends up being a woman. The woman, I have NO idea who could be. My main suspects have always been men, and Melissa. 

Wow. I just typed a whole long thing, and it magically deleted before I saved it. WTF TUMBLR. W.T.F. 

Now to try and remember everything I had written…

I am over my previous theory that Melissa is A, now that the show is trying to force feed her guilt down my throat. The moment the girls suspect somebody, I am no longer able to. But Fitz is not working alone… therefore I now believe (hope) he is working with WREN.

1. While Fitz had access to everything in the school (locker combos, the text answers planted in Noel’s locker, the note put in the library book, etc etc), WREN would have access to everything from the hospital (the morgue files, the morgue video, the drugs injected into emily’s cream, A’s message on Hanna’s cast…)

2. Wren would know about the lake house from Melissa. Didn’t he also live in Philly (don’t quote me), so he could have easily bought those magazines which receipt was found in the lake house attic.

3. Jenna said “I bet even a lie would sound good in that accent.” Why would they write in that line, if not to imply that he is a liar?

4. Didn’t Fitz mention before that he studied abroad in Europe (again, don’t quote me. I can’t remember exactly). Couldn’t he have met him there? And they are roughly the same age, I’d imagine.

5. They showed numerous random shots of his fireplace at his apartment. Remember when “A” chopped down the ali+ian tree and burnt it in a fireplace?

6. Before A pushed Ian off the bell tower, Ian says “what are you doing here?”, disdain in his voice, as if it were someone he didn’t like. He wouldn’t be the biggest fan of Melissa’s ex fiance, would he?

And as for Fitz:

During his confrontation with Byron, Bryon tells him he thinks he is making a mistake, and Ezra’s reply is “Maybe, but not the one you think I’m making”. Meaning: Bryon thinks the mistake is not taking the job to pursue Aria. The mistake he really may be making is staying in Rosewood to harass the girls and attempt to murder a blind girl.

BTW: Why target Jenna? Because she’s getting surgery to see, and she might now recognize somebody she’s seen before, who’s name she didn’t know. Somebody who might connect this person to Ali. Jenna did not know Fitz before she was blind (or Wren either, for that matter), but if she could see now, she might know she’s seen him before- with Ali. Which would be a good motive to take her out. How many other characters did Jenna not know before she went blind. Not many.

Anyways, can’t wait to find out! Though I’ll probably be so disappointed. They better not be going with the book, which is how it seems right now. That would be a bummer. 

And I think Maya or Garrett are already dead. How come Maya is only communicating Via text/email? No voice mail? Nothing to prove it’s actually HER. But then Garretts badge at the end. IDK. Maybe they are both dead. Good riddance.

I’ll post a “Fitz is “A”” mega post probably next week, compiling all the “hints” alluding to him thus far. 

Anonymous asked: wait what happened tonight with the whole thing with ezra, aria, and ella?? was he not really breaking up with her? im so confused

Like, he said he was thinking about taking that job and they’ve just been deluding themselves into thinking they can work out…. and he said he’d call her later. I think she took it as “its over” and started bawling… I guess he called her and she came over to talk in person? Then Ella showed up unannounced.

All I really have to say this week is

JDSOFHFIUHFIUGHUIFHIFHF i am so pissed they are now making Melissa “obvious” so I know she’s not a part of A! I was SOOOO sure she was at this point.

EVERYONE on this damn show has been a red herring at this point- EXCEPT EZRA SO THERES THAT. 

I hope Maya is dead.

Mona is making me suspicious now. It better not be the same as the books or i’m going to be pissed off.

Not much to say about Ezra though. Except his cold hearted almost-break-up where he looked like he didn’t give a shit, and his general awkwardness. 

killerqueen13 asked: How about when we saw that A was trying to learn french through that verbal record, and then in the last ep. Ezra just so HAPPENS to try to take Aria to a French restraunt? Coincidence? I think not.

I forgot all about A trying to learn French. When was that? Why was A even doing that?

lock-it-in-your-pocket asked: Aria's dad had a letter from A taped to his car and it told him the location that Aria and Fitz were planning on meeting. The interesting thing is that in their phone conversation about where they were going to meet, Aria never repeated the restaurants name. Which means if A knew the name and the address, they had to be spying on Fitz, not Aria. It's small, but falls into the suspicion that Fitz is A. I mean, A has full access to the high school AND Hollis? ICU FITZ.

Oooh nice catch, I didn’t even think of that one. Unless A has their phones on tap, which is possible. But I like your idea better :)

Or I’ll tell you.

I know they haven’t really been dropping many ~hints~ lately, but I will continue to stand firm that Mr Fitz is A. I also am REALLY thinking Melissa is A as well. I think they both are working together. IDK who is more “in charge”, but I’d probably say Melissa.

And before you say: “BUT WHY WOULD FITZ SABOTAGE HIM AND ARIA BY SENDING BYRON THAT NOTE?”. 

I don’t know. Maybe Melissa sent it? Maybe she doesn’t care about getting her partner in trouble. Or, maybe Fitz doesn’t intend to get “caught”. Afterall, he controls his own destiny. Maybe he just wants to put the fear there, that A is in control. How many times has A “tried” to ruin Fitz and Aria? The museum? Now this? They never get caught. Noel tried to out them and “A” mysteriously saved them. Why? A has never failed at hurting the ones they love before. Only with Fitz and Aria. Caleb gets arrested. Toby breaks his arm. Fitz… nothing. They even came out to her parents on HIS terms, when Jackie was threatening to out them. Fitz is always in control.

And as for Melissa:

She’s been MIA, but always mentioned. We know she lives in Philly where they found the receipt, IN HER GRANDMAS ATTIC. She has has access to so many things (Ian’s trophy, spencer’s lap top, her dad’s gun we saw A steal, etc). When her and Ian were on honeymoon, Spencer commented that the photos looked like they were just at the mall by her dad’s work. They probably never LEFT TOWN.

And recently, the A text that was like “Relax Spencer, we’re all family here. Some more than others.” Family… Hmmm.

And Jason thinks that Ali was blackmailing Mr. Hastings… What if she was blackmailing Melissa? Spencer said her bank account was “locked since the arrest”, implying that she HAS an account with plenty of money in it. So I’d assume Melissa does as well. Ali is a bitch who would blackmail Melissa but I doubt she’d do that to an adult. Melissa is stuck up- all about appearances, etc, and Ali wanted to hurt her because she was jealous over Ian. It makes sense she would attack Melissa. Ali holding that secret over Melissa’s head, and Melissa trying to protect her family, would give her a motive to first harass her, and then to kill her? 

Also think back to the episode where Ali ran over to Spencer’s crying when Jason had a party… she takes a bite of an apple on Spencer’s counter… spits it out, and says something like “Spencer’s family always has the worst apples”. Foreshadowing? Melissa?

I would DIE in the best possible way if Melissa and Fitz were working together, met in college or something, and she was actually pregnant with his baby, and NOT Ian’s. I would be so happy. Bahah. 

Anonymous asked: Can you offer a theory as to how Ezra could have taken the picture of Kate in the locker room?

They already proved this episode that Kate took that of herself and photoshopped it to make Hanna look bad and gain sympathy at the school.